8lb GPS’d Baby Jesus
In order to make Jesus stays where he supposed to be… safe and secure at the church, he has now been implanted with a GPS locator. You can read the article here.
Sadly I feel like this may be an interesting picture of what the church has done with the real Jesus too. You can only “come” to the church to find Jesus. Keep him off the streets out of the bars and away from the people… if you want him you’ll have to come here to find him… and then only if you can stand the singing, hugging, and powerpoint.
Run Jesus Run… and help us follow you to the streets.